Manly Men Require Manly Dogs

Because as we all know, dogs are man's best friend. (What kind of fruit would have cats?)

If your dog is an ordinary mortal, though, it's not manly enough. You need to make it. . . immortal.



(More from The Midnight Show)

Actually, I take back that statement about cats. Some cats are pretty manly.

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But remember, don't let your pet become manlier than you are, or else it won't obey you. Unless you have an Earth Badge.

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