As we all know, manliness is in direct proportion to largliness.
And as you all should know, facial hair is manly. (Except for neck beards, of course. Neck beads are just shitbag-ly.) So how can you show everyone that you're extremely manly? With extremely largely facial hair!
Like so:
Every two years, the manliest of the manliest beard growers gather in one place, to compete in the World Beard & Moustache Championships.
This guy is always the winner:
At last year's even in Anchorage, the Overall winner was David Traver, of our own Team USA. However, the competition also has awards for specific categories, such as Fu Manchus, Sideburns, and 'Freestyle Beards'; the Germans, Swiss, English, and Belgians always take home their share of wins.
Needless to say, if you ever need stock photos of real men, look no further than the WB&MCs.
(The Championships have also inspired a video by LRR.)
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